On July 13, 2024, Donald Trump was shot in the upper right ear at a campaign rally. The shooting is being investigated as a failed assassination attempt, and it is being summarized in the media thus:
Notice the language? No mention of shots, gunman, or other casualties = the Soviet press vibes are surreal. Remember these headlines next time “authoritativ…
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